1. First, who are you, your age and your species?
'Well I'm Taaanner, 23, and some people call me an Alien. They're just racist.'
2. Now you've introduced yourself, who is your partner, their age, and their species.
'I have a loooot of 'partners' but I guess we can talk about Leeroy.'
3. What makes your partner special to you?
'Leeroy's special in the fact he lets me live with him and he accepts my cats.'
4. Aw that's so sweet! So, have you ever been suspicious of your partner?
'Leeroy is too antisocial and weird to get friends that are outside of his work so, nah.'
5. Lets move now...Have you used any pick-up lines with your partner? If yes, say which ones.
'Well one time when he came home i was in an apron with some cat ears on setting on the kitchen table. Does that count?'
6. So what's the most embarrassing moment you've shared with your partner?
'Being embarrassed is for loosers.'
7. Oh I see...So, do you believe in sex after marriage?
'-loud obnoxious laughter- I believe in sex over marriage'
8. Interesting...Now do you have any sexual desires you would like to try with your partner? If yes, what is it?
'I usually safe those for DD but there do happen to be a few things I would like to try.'
9. Okay, now what really turns you on?
'Violence but anything can get me going if im in the mood. I really like to experiment.'
10. Enough with that. So may I ask, do you know what your partners weak-point is? Does he/she know yours?
'General affection can do wonders on him but he gets embarrassed easily.'
11. What if you caught your partner with another man/women? Would you instantly assume that he/she is cheating on you or would you consider them friends? What would happen?
'With as in hanging out or with as in fucking? Because i mean either is good. If its a friend then Leeroy's getting more social. If its fucking then well hey I want in on that shit.'
12. Is there any fantasy you wished for between you and your partner? We don't mind hearing perverted answers.
'I already do everything with some one...'
13. That's nice...So have you two had any fights between each other?
'Well this one time he was having a dinner party and everyone was set at the table and I walked in dressed in my fine ass suit with a boom box on my shoulder. He got pissed, I laughed but everything was worked out in the end. Ten there was this one time i drugged his parents.'
14. Oh, I almost forgot to ask! How did you confess to your partner? Did he/she reject your feelings or accept them immediately?
'I walked up to him, lived in his house, told him he had a sweet ass, and then we banged. Now I continue to live with him and continue to bang him and some other people. All is good'
15. How do you feel towards your partners family members? Do you even know them?
'Well I did drug is parents once'
16. Since we are on the topic of family, do you two wish to start a family together?
'I have cats and cats is what I need. I need more'
Listening to: Marina And The Diamonds - Lies (Zeds Dead Remix)