Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
1 Switch to All Regions
2 Switch to 1
3 Only one Pokemon per question
**I'm going to ignore all gen 5+ pokemon **
1 This Pokemon is your best friend
Oh hey, good. Lets fly places and freeze bitches!
2 This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
I have a feeling this will be easy
3 This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
4 This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
Whyyyyyy nooo nooooooo
5 This Pokemon is your Ex
I see how things went wrong.
6 This Pokemon is your boyfriend
My BF looks like a vagina -loud laughing-
7 This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
What is with all these grass and water based pokemon? I'm a fuckin fire sign ffs.
8 This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
You tiny fat ball of fat fat!
9 This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
.....well i do own cats. >>; Maybe it wanted pets
10 This Pokemon punched your mom
You mushroom topped bitch i will catch you on much fire!
11 This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE FEET!!
12 This Pokemon died by your hands
And then i became the new tiny cute blue(pink) dog thing!
13 This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Thats actually kinda cute
14 This Pokemon is your loving pet
And i am not its loving bug owner....sorry bro
15 This Pokemon is your Dentist
Sir,you dont have fingers
16 This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
Well it is a psychic pokemon. i bet its doing it.
17 This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
HOW DID IT GET THERE???
WHERE THE FUCK DID I MOVE TO?!