01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [ ] You carry a wallet
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 6
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things
14) [x] Working out on gym machines
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball (
18) [ ] Wrestling (
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 10
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's (its cheap)
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores (???)
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [X] Hobby shops
27) [ ]Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 13
Do you say:
31) [X] Son
32) [X] I can fix it
33) [X] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [X] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch.
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] Shit
40)  Here's your
Total So Far: 21
Do you read:
41) [x] Playboy (I'm sayig watching my dad play the game counts)
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [X] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 23
45)  NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46)  NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [ ] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [ ] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 24 * 2 = 48%